FORNOGRAPHY

Jean (12:49:54 PM): do you know what forn is
Jonny (12:49:58 PM): forn
Jonny (12:50:00 PM): fornicate?
Jonny (12:50:03 PM): ROR
Jean (12:50:24 PM): NO
Jean (12:50:29 PM): food porn
Jean (12:50:31 PM): food so good to look at
Jean (12:50:34 PM): you have a foodgasm
Jean (12:50:40 PM): where you spazz out about food
Jonny (12:50:44 PM): oh
Jean (12:50:45 PM): spazz all over
Jonny (12:50:47 PM): LMFAOFMALMFOAMFLAMFOAMFLAMFOAMFLAO
Jean (12:50:49 PM): HAHAHAHA
Jonny (12:50:50 PM): I DO THAT
Jonny (12:50:54 PM): ON FOOD NETWORK
Jonny (12:50:55 PM): LFMAOMFLAFMOAMFLAMFOAMFLAO
Jean (12:50:56 PM): i gave it a name. forn
Jean (12:50:59 PM): HAHAHAHAHHA YEAAA
Jean (12:51:02 PM): THATS THE FORN CHANNEL
Jean (12:51:05 PM): AND ITS FREEE
Jonny (12:51:09 PM): FORNOGRAPHY
Jean (12:51:14 PM): HAHAHA
Jonny (12:51:17 PM): FORNO
Jean (12:51:18 PM): i love forn
Jonny (12:51:19 PM): brb
Jonny (12:51:22 PM): waking to forn
Jonny (12:51:25 PM): wacking*
Jean (12:51:31 PM): HAHAHA yummm
Jonny (12:51:32 PM): when you jack off to forn
Jonny (12:51:37 PM): you dont rlly jack off
Jonny (12:51:42 PM): you just spazz
Jean (12:51:47 PM): its facking?
Jonny (12:51:47 PM): and drool
Jonny (12:51:50 PM): FACKING
Jean (12:51:52 PM): AHAHHAHAA
Jonny (12:51:52 PM): ROROROROROROROROR
Jean (12:52:11 PM): sometimes at night i tell ppl imma go sleep
Jean (12:52:25 PM): but i turn on the tv and fack myself to some forn
Jean (12:52:55 PM): .....are you really facking youself to forn right now
Jonny (12:53:05 PM): LFMAOFMALMFOAMFLAMFOMALFMAOFMALMFOAMFLAO
Jonny (12:53:06 PM): OMG JEAN
Jonny (12:53:08 PM): FLMAOFMLAFMOAMFLAMFOAMFLAMFOMALFAO
Jonny (12:53:11 PM): AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

So we made a short dictionary of terms.

Facking off/ to Fack off (one watches forn and allows hunger to climb to a foodgasm).
Finky (kinky).
Foodgasm/Forgasm (when one spazzes out over food).
Forgy (when a lot of forny people come together to fack).
Forn addicts (people like Jonny and me).
Forn star (Usually people on FoodNetwork, Bravo, and Hell's Kitchen).
Forn websites (where one finds forn online).
Forn/Forno (video footage of making food, because food = love).
Forny (adj) (really hungry for good food).

An example of a forny motherfacker.





So I thought this was an inside joke but... it exists.

http://foodporndaily.com/
my new bookmark.