FML

Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML

My mom's done this to me before. -_- But she didn't catch me making out with my boyfriend, she just decided that I was having sex at age 13. -_-